I'm talking about Ariel, that's who!
What about her?
She sure is acting fishy lately!
I'll say! Swimming in circles! Chasing her tail!

That girl is up to her gills in something!
She's dizzy and she's dreamy
Her head's up in the foam
Her eyes have gone all gleamy
It's like there's no one home

She floats away the days
Mopin' on the coastal shelf

You ask her where she's goin'
She giggles like a fool

She barely sticks a toe in
Down at the tidal pool

It's more than just a phase
Face it, she's just not herself

Is she ill?
Or insane?
Is it water on the brain?
What has got her bothered so?

It's the bends!
It's the flu!
Gosh, I wish we had a clue!

Oh, wait! Oh, dear!
Good grief! It's clear...
She's in love!
She's in love!
Pounding heart! Ringing bells!
Look, I think she's even wearing brand new shells!
She's in love!

In love and it's divine!
She's in love!
That girl's on sandbar nine!
Glory be!
Lord above!
Gotta be she's in love!

Hey, Flounder d'ya notice anything weird about you-know-who?

You mean Ariel? I'll say!
She acts like she don't see me
She doesn't even speak
She treats me like sashimi
Left over from last week
You see her late at night
Tossin' in her ocean bed

Shoop, shoop
Shoop, shoop

She's moody as a snapper
Oblivious as rocks
You swim right up and tap her

She lays there like a lox!
As sure as dogfish bite
Somethin's made her lose her head!
She has lost her head!
And she sighs, and she swoons
And she's hummin' little tunes

Even has a sorta glow
What on earth could it be?
Any hammerhead can see!
That sigh!
That glow!
That swoon!
Oh, no!
She's in love!

She's flipped, it never fails!
She's in love!
All hot beneath her scales!
See her hips
How they swish!

Well, well, well
Don't you wonder who's the lucky seafood dish?

She's in love!
She found a deep-sea hunk!
She's in love!
And now she's as good as sunk!
See her blush!
See her grin!
Gotta be love she's in!

Ariel-and-someone swimmin' in the sea!
K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
Her cheeks could not flush pinker!
It's clear as h2o!
She's caught & hook, line and sinker!
Crushed out!
Switched on!
Worked up!
Far gone!
Knocked down!
Hard hit!
In deep!

That's it!
She's in love!
She's in love!
She's in love!

She's in love!
She's in love!
Plain to see!
No mistake!

Look at those moonbeams in her wake!
Obvious what they must be symptoms of
She's in love!
She's in love!
She's in love!
Shoop, shoop
She's in love!
Yeah, yeah!