yo, hey whats happenin' dude?
im the guy with the
rep for bein' rude.
terrorising people,
wherever i go,
its not intentional,
just keepin' the flow.

fixin' test scores,
to get the best scores,
droppin' banana peels,
all over the floor.
I'm the kid that made
delinquency an art.

last name SIMPSON
first name BART

im here today to
introduce the next phase,
next step, in the big
bart craze.
ive got this dance,
real easy to do.
i leared without a
rhythm, so can you...

So move your body,
if you've got the notion,
Front to back ,
in a rock-like motion.
Now that you've got it,
if you think you can,
Do it to the music...
that's the Bartman.

everybody if you can do the bartman!
shake yo body turn it out if you cancan!
front to back to the side if you cancan!
everybody in the house do the bartman!
everybody if you can do the bartman!
shake yo body turn it out if you cancan!
front to back to the side if you cancan!
everybody in the house do the bartman!

It wasn't long ago,
just a couple of weeks,
I got in trouble,
yeah, pretty deep.
Homer was yellin',
BART!
Mom was too,
Because I put mothballs
in the beef stew.

Punishment time,
in the air lurks gloom,
Sitting by myself,
confined to my room.
When all else fails,
nothin' else left to do,
I turn on the music,
so I can feel the groove.

So move your body,
if you've got the notion,
Front to back ,
in a rock-like motion.
move yo hips,
from side to side now.
don't ya slip,
let ya feet glide now.
if ya got the groove,
you gotta use it.
light rhythm,
in time with the music.
you just might,
start a chain reaction.

everybody if you can do the bartman!
shake yo body turn it out if you cancan!
front to back to the side if you cancan!
everybody in the house do the bartman!
everybody if you can do the bartman!
shake yo body turn it out if you cancan!
front to back to the side if you cancan!
everybody in the house do the bartman!

do the bartman.
do the bartman!
everbody back and forth and side to side!
do the bartman.
do the bartman!
pick your feet off the floor let em' glide!
do the bartman.
do the bartman!
she can do it.
he can do it.
soo can i!
do the bartman.
do the bartman!
heres a dance beat you cant deny!

Now I'm in the house,
feeling good to be home,
Till Lisa starts blowing
that damn saxophone.
And if it was mine,
you know they'd take it away,
But still I'm feeling good,
so that's okay.

I'm up in my room,
just a singin' a song,
Listen to the kick drum,
kickin' along.
Yeah Lisa likes jazz;
she's their number one fan,
But I know I'm bad,
'cause I do the Bartman.

everybody if you can do the bartman!
shake yo body turn it out if you cancan!
front to back to the side if you cancan!
everybody in the house do the bartman!...